Joe Biden’s Classified Government Documents
CNN, the Communist News Network, just released a bombshell report on the classified government documents discovered in Joe Biden’s garage. The report may indicate Donald Trump could be involved in the sudden appearance of unauthorized documents in Joe Biden’s garage. Just prior to the discovery of the documents, which were illegal for Joe Biden to possess, a private jet landed at an airport close to Biden’s home. It is not known at this time who the owner of the jet is, but sources say it is the same type of private jet owned by Donald Trump. CNN contacted the airport manager who said he was asked by law enforcement not to make any statements since the incident is under investigation. CNN learned that a parcel delivery truck was making a delivery when a passenger exited the airplane. The delivery person agreed to make a statement as long as she and her company were not identified. She said the passenger, who looked a lot like Donald Trump, got into a waiting limousine after getting off the airplane.
After the raid at Donald Trump’s home by an army of brave FBI agents, the FBI suggested that other classified documents may have been stored elsewhere. This leads to speculation that Donald had more classified documents and could have easily planted them in Biden’s garage. News reporters contacted all the local limousine companies, but none admitted they sent a limousine to the airport on the day the plane landed.
CNN attempted to contact Joe Biden’s garage maid, gardener, cook and butler but were unsuccessful. An anonymous source revealed that the Justice Department and the FBI are investigating Donald Trump on suspicion of planting stolen government Documents in Joe Biden’s garage. A separate anonymous source indicated that neither the garage maid nor the gardener remembers seeing any documents In the garage
CNN also talked to Joe Biden’s neighbors who only spoke if they agreed not to name them. One neighbor remembered seeing a limousine in the neighborhood recently which he thought odd since the only vehicles he saw in the neighborhood were high end personal vehicles and delivery vehicles. Another neighbor said he saw a man who looked like Donald Trump driving a Corvette the same color as Joe Biden’s through the neighborhood on that same day. The neighbor said the driver did not seem to have any particular destination but appeared to be joy riding. A source said the FBI is trying to determine if Trump’s DNA appears on Joe Biden’s Corvette or on the classified government documents believed to have been planted in Joe Biden’s garage.
CNN also revealed that the Proud boys, an organization of extreme right wing right terrorists, had a recent meeting at the home of one of their leaders, who is a locksmith. The proud Boys are under constant surveillance by the FBI because of their violent nature and it was observed that Dan B. Shifty, who is an employee of Donald Trump, was at that meeting. Speculation is he sent Donald Trump keys to fit Joe’s Corvette and Joe’s house to plant the documents.
Democratic House Representative John A. Crook held a news conference and stated he believes the documents were planted in Joe Biden’s garage by Donald Trump. He further asserted that Donald Trump’s collusion with corrupts leaders in Russia and Ukraine, along with his other misdeeds to numerous to mention, and his using government influence to get his family members in business dealings in China Russia and Ukraine shows Donald Trump will do anything corrupt or illegal. A reporter mentioned to Mr. Crook that Donald Trump has not been convicted of anything and the Biden family is accused of the illegal business dealings. Mr. Crook responded that none of that matters because the press has already shown Donald Trump is guilty. When the reporter reminded Mr. Crook that the new normal is a person is not guilty until the FBI or Justice Department investigates them and they have not officially said Trump is under investigation for planting the documents, Mr. Crook responded,” we know Trump is guilty and no investigation is needed, and this news conference is over.
The Forum has recently learned that the American Society for Animal Rights is investigating reports that Donald Trump is mistreating Squirrels on the grounds of his estate in Florida. They plan on turning this information over to the FBI and Justice Department. We have also heard that the FBI is investigating whether the underwear they stole from the raid on President Trump’s home was made by slave labor in China. It has not been determined what charges will be brought against Trump or his wife but we know they are guilty or the FBI would not be investigating them.
A whistle blower has informed the Forum that the Environmental Protection Agency is investigating Donald Trump for encouraging the manufacturing and distribution of fossil fuel. It is not known what crimes he will be charged with. It may be that new laws will have to be made to fit this crime. China has laws against being hostile to the government and the Democrats may need to pass such a law.
Disclaimer: All the things mentioned in this blog have not been verified. We present the information to enable you to decide what is plausible.
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