We received some information from a whistle blower, Chinese style, about a secret meeting to discuss the dismantling of the United States in China. The meeting was to celebrate successes and plan further subversive actions. The names of the participants have been changed to protect their privacy. We have privacy rights in our country even for bad guys. Since the Democrats have apparently decided that everyone born on planet earth is entitled to United States Citizenship, we have decided to honor their privacy rights. All names used will be fictitious to protect the guilty.
The first participant was General Lu Supreme General of the People’s Liberation Army. General Lu admitted that if we ever pick a fight with the United States, they might beat the Hell out of us. We learned a valuable lesson in Korea. When we sent troops against the United States Armed Forces, we came close to being badly beaten and humiliated. Only by relying on our people who had infiltrated the United States government, were we saved from embarrassment. Our agents convinced U.S. government policy makers if they started pushing Chinese troops out of Korea, China would retaliate, and the US would be involved in World War Three. Government officials were too stupid to realize if there was a war we would have been beaten badly. They convinced American Government officials to order the Generals not to attack and just in case they did not obey the order government officials withheld supplies. We were concerned that the American General MacArthur wanted to win so we had to neutralize him. We got our agents in the United States Government to get him fired. We were afraid he would win a big victory gaining support of the American People and the American government officials would be politically forced to not fire him. Our agents acted fast and convinced President Truman to fire him. Some people glory in battlefield victories but the way we win is just as effective and a lot less costly.
We have had great success in infiltrating the American Military. One of their top Generals had a secret agreement with me that he would warn me if the US started planning an attack on China. When he admitted that publicly I was concerned, but we pay a lot of money to Joe Biden and his family so Joe is not concerned as long as the money keeps rolling in. Our agents in the US military have been active in demoralizing the US military. One our greatest successes was in getting the military to promote sexual deviation. A lot of their military people are macho men, and they lose respect for the military brass. Also, a lot of their competent soldiers decide a military career is not for them as a result of the military promotion. We were able to accomplish a lot of disunity in the American forces with that move. Another great success was bringing racial disharmony among races in the military. Making critical race theory a part of teaching the troops that nonwhites are oppressed, and the whites are oppressors has made the races mistrustful of each other. They consider people of other races as enemies. Our Chinese military will soon be on parity with the US in power. With the US troops in disarray, we think we could easily win in a war.
The next presenter was Mr. Le who is in charge of education of students in the United States. Mr. Le said that the communist party long ago took control of educating college students and have been indoctrinating them in the philosophy of Karl Marx for years. As an example of our success is nearly half of young college graduates believe Marxism is the best system. We are excited that the majority of college professors are Democrats, and that party has embraced the Philosophies of Karl Marx. We now have control of labor unions for teachers of K-12 and are implementing the Teachings of Marx in all curriculums in the United States. We also have friends in the US who support Marxism, supporting candidates for school boards in the US. Soon we will have total control over all education in the United States. We hope to have the Democrats outlaw religious school in the next four years.
The next presenter was Mr. Lew who is in charge of bribes. We learned from the white people’s God that pride and wealth are two of the greatest motivators of men. A lot of politicians are favorable to China when they see the money we have to offer them. We have to make the money seem like it is from private citizens or businesses to avoid suspicion. Joe’s son set up a business in China that is very lucrative and Joe profits from this. We have received very favorable treatment from the Biden Administration. College administrators love money and we keep it flowing so they will work with us in setting up Confucius Institutes on campuses to teach students Marxism. College administrators do not care what we teach as long as money flows into their pockets.
We have the best computer experts in the world when it comes to helping people to vote correctly. We carefully planned how to make sure people vote\\correctly and prevent our results from being overturned by working with the Democrats to prevent audits under the rationale that voting machines could not analyzed because it will expose trade secrets. We feel confident the Americans will vote correctly and Biden will be re-elected. We think one more term of Biden will allow us to implement all the principles of Karl Marx and have a Communist United States who will be totally under the control of China. The people of the US do not realize it but nothing happens in government in that country without our permission.
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