Russia’s Putin needs a bailout. North Korea, Iran and China seem to be reluctant to keep sending weapons to Russia. Maybe because Ukrainians keep blowing them up. Donald Trump seems to be the only friend who is standing by his man currently. Ukraine is putting a world of hurt on Russia right now, particularly on energy infrastructure. Putin’s citizens are getting restless. A coup could be coming. Putin needs help immediately. Remember when we were young and Superman showed up flying through the skies to the rescue. Superman came bringing Freedom, Justice and the American Way. Superman has now been woked by the entertainment industry so we can no longer depend on him to work his magic. Now we have SuperTrump bringing appeasement, surrender and woke justice. Apparently, he has a 28 point surrender plan he has worked out with Russia that he is demanding Ukraine accept. This was worked out without Ukraine being involved. SuperTrump does not mind screwing his so called friends.
Having a 28 point plan of surrender for Ukraine likely means Russia is demanding a lot to stop fighting for a couple of years while they rebuild their battered military. A 28 point plan for Ukraine’s surrender is too cumbersome. Putin might get bored reading the 28 points and reject them with or without an agreement. The most important thing we can do at this point is give Putin what he wants. If we do not, then Putin may attack and we will all die. Not surrendering is too risky. Therefore I am proposing my on less complicated surrender plan for Putin’s approval.
- Ukraine will surrender all it’s territory to Russia.
- All Ukraine elected officials will be taken to Moscow and be charged as war criminals.
- The United States and all Nato Countries will pay reparations to Russia for damages suffered by Russian in the war.
- The United States will cede Alaska to Russia since the Tzar of Russia stole the land and sold it to the United States.
- The United States will sign a Treaty agreeing not to ever attack Russia or help it’s enemies attack Russia unless Russia attacks the United States first.
- All the countries controlled by Russia when it was a communist dictatorship will be recognized as part of Russia.
- Putin will be recognized as Emperor of Russia and Supertrump will attend the crowning, bowing to Putin, placing an expensive ring on Putin’s finger and kissing the ring.
There you have it. A much simpler Seven Point plan that Putin will agree to. What ‘s not to like about this plan? Putin will accept it, war will stop for a few years and we will not have to die immediately.
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