This is not a real interview. We feel it is highly unlikely Mr. Schumer would interview with any organization which is not a Marxists Controlled News(propaganda) agency. Our “interview” includes what we think Chuck would say if we were able to interview him. Chuck graduated from Harvard and the Harvard Law School the bastion of leftist ideology. Here is our imaginary interview with Senator Charles Schumer:
Forum: Dinesh Sousa recently released 2,000 Mules, a documentary that suggested widespread fraud in the last Presidential Election. Did you see the film?
Senator Schumer: Absolutely not. The last election was the most secure in history. Everyone knows that. Why should I waste time watching extreme right misinformation? An intelligent person should not believe anything in that propaganda film Sousa is falsely promoting as a documentary. That film should be banned from distribution for national security reasons.
Forum: Then you think Joe Biden after spending most of the campaign sequestered in his home was the most popular presidential candidate ever?
Senator Schumer: Joe Biden was advised to stay away from crowds as much as possible because of Covid. He was too valuable a man for American to lose. I am sure Joe Biden was the most popular presidential candidate ever. The number of votes counted for him prove it. People had a miserable experience under the extremist Donald Trump and sent in millions of votes for Joe Biden in protest. Some were so upset with Trump that they voted more than once.
Forum: What is your opinion on the polls that indicate Joe Biden may be the most unpopular president ever?
Senator Schumer: Those polls are right wing disinformation. Our own sense of Joe’s popularity is from our own constituents who are very pleased with the job he is doing. President Biden inherited a government in disarray because of Donald Trump’s poor leadership. It is taking a while to rebuild people’s trust after Trump’s failed administration. Joe Biden kept us out of war in Russia and got us out of war in Afghanistan. The American People are grateful for that.
Forum: With high gas prices and run-away inflation do you think that bodes well for the Democrats in the coming November elections?
Senator Schumer: We think most Americans realize that gas prices were caused by the Trump administration and by the Russian-Ukraine War. President Biden has been negotiating with the Middle East oil exporters and Venezuela to produce more gas to reduce prices. Americans appreciate that effort. Some good will come out of high gas prices. Americans will switch to electric cars, and the world will be saved from extinction by pollution. Most Americans also realize the high inflation is due to the result of Trump’s failed economic policies, and we will soon have inflation under control.
Forum: Senator, polls indicate that the majority of people in the U. S. do not approve of the Biden administrations open borders policy. Do you think that policy should change?
Senator Schumer: We do not have an open border policy. Border patrol has not been disbanded. People coming into our country must check in with border patrol before entering the U. S. They are then dealt with humanely by giving them food and whatever else they need before dispersing them to the interior cities of the United States where they can be safe until a court hearing can be held to give them residency. These so-called polls you mentioned are done by the same disinformation groups that claim Joe Biden is unpopular and cannot be believed. Americans are a welcoming and generous people and are excited about the new citizens coming in and want even more of them.
Forum: Senator, the Democratic Party has been accused of embracing Marxism, and some have even gone as far as saying the Democratic Party is a Communist Front organization. What is your response to this?
Senator Schumer: The Democratic Party is a “Big Tent.” We embrace many groups of people and are not a party for extremists and deplorables like the Republican Party. We are a safe haven for oppressed minorities who include all minorities. L,G,B,TQ,child-love practitioners +, labor unions and Marxists. Each has a voice and we Democrats listen to them.
Forum: Senator, we have one last question. If the Democrats win overwhelming majorities in both the House and the Senate in the upcoming November election, what are some of the plans the Democratic Party has for the country?
Senator Schumer: We have many. Some we have already started. We expect to win in November as millions of Americans thanks to mail-in voting will vote Democratic. The misinformation department in the Justice Department will be greatly expanded. We plan to make misinformation a federal crime with long prison terms. Fact checkers have revealed that Donald Trump told thousands of lies while he was in office. Plans are being made to charge him with misinformation so he can be sent to federal prison, so he can never hold office again.
We plan to give the right to vote to everyone who is residing in the United States. They are contributing much to our society, and we think they should have that right. We will do away with the border patrol and replace them with welcoming stops. Everyone who comes into the U. S. should be welcomed. We plan on issuing a tax on the white oppressors, which will include every white person who is not a registered Democrat. These taxes will be used to pay reparations to all non-white people for white people’s past oppressions. Karl Marx had some great ideas. We plan to make the Communist Manifesto an integral part of the curriculum for K-12 schools. We plan to make the Democratic Party the sole political party in the United States. Since the party looks after all the oppressed, there is no need for any other party. We plan to confiscate all guns from private citizens. In communist countries this has worked so well in preventing violent crime. All property will be given to the government. Too many people have too much wealth while others suffer. The government will decide how to justly distribute this property.
Finally, we will enlarge the Supreme Court with people who believe as we do. This will prevent the court from ruling against the plans we have to fundamentally change the United States and make it a just society.
Forum: Thank you for your time, Senator Schumer.
Senator Schumer: My pleasure. Those of you who are involved with the Forum might want to find another way to spend your time before November comes.
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